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Fangirls of Twilight, Spare me.

:rofl:

Um yeah, just a scrap of LULZ I spontaniously thought of this morning that took me like, five seconds to make. ^^

So right now, as some who watch me may know, my boyfriend is away. Several states away, a couple of Time Zones, many miles. Doing his own thing at the moment to make his way in the world.

Huh, well, judging from the Twilight series, when this happens, I should become extremely depressed, a bit suicidal, and attempt to ride Motorcycles off cliffs to hear his voice in my head. :XD:

Thanks, Twilight!!

(You kids know, this is all just humor, right?)

Couple of facts; I use the Twilight Series mainly for it's Lulzy properties. ^^ I also love my boyfriend more than anything and miss him TERRIBLY. but seriously, now. Suicidal?

If you're a fan of Twilight, please don't take this too personally, after all, I am making fun of a fictional character/story and I did say it was ANTI in the title. I'm sure some of you might even find it funny yourselves.

If you're not a fan of Twilight...Enjoy to your hearts content! *waves at DA's Anti-Twilight clubs* :wave:

If you're in the same boat I am, per chance, feel free to use! :D

Stamp base was made by someone other than me...I don't even remember anymore...Sorry.... ^^;

Twilight and the Sparkle-Vamps (c) Stephanie Meyer
LULZ (c) KyokoMari
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:iconbulbaderp:
Bulbaderp Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Twilight tells girls to be weak.
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mangasketchartist Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Student General Artist
lol sparkling vampires is just not right XP
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plzwork112234 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Imagine, if you can, a world of improbability, a world in where an immortal bloodsucker can walk into the sun and he shines almost as if he was a pixies like those from the stories we hear passed down to us from the old country. A young woman, Annabelle is caught in a world of shirtless wolves and worthless worries... Walk through the door into, The Twilight Zone.
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:iconthe-syreth-clan:
The-Syreth-Clan Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The only good parts in Twilight are when Bella decides to kill herself "by accident".
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:iconmarivent:
MariVent Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
I like Twilight...Sparkle, the pony.
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:iconkayanne21:
kayanne21 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You know. I'll be honest. The way Bella acts when Edwards isn't around...is the one thing about her character I kinda like.
Now before you press that reply button to tell me what an ass I am, hear me out. In the early vampire stories, it was kinda established that any kind of relationship with a vampire kinda...messed you up a little. Renfield from the 1931 Dracula movie went crazy as hell. Vampires could control women at a raise of his hand and...well turned women into sluts. Vampires have always had that kind of control over the weak minded and Bella I think we can all say is pretty fucking weak minded.
Now I'd bet money on this not in any way being what Meyer was going for, but...I dunno. I just think it's kind of a neat twist on a part of vampire mythology that is really...pretty much dead. I mean you have your romantic vampires and you have your monster vampires but the almost sexual predator kind of vampire that can corrupt people's minds and very souls...is very very rare. Now... I think Hammer were the last to play around with it.
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Astrall99 Featured By Owner Edited Dec 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Not bad,you actually made some sense from Twilight.....You,ma'am have earned a free internet.
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kayanne21 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay!
Twilights actually a lot better when you pretend Bella's gone bat shit insane due to the vampire curse and Edward is intentionally doing it to her.
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WingsOfASong Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Bella: Setting women back to the Stone Age since 2007.

Oh all of the things that are wrong with Bella Swan...how do we count them down?
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OmnipresentFanchica Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
*joins you* Yup... same boat... *starts rocking it lightly*
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Mochiyucky Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2012
I may be sane fan and i do /like/ the series but this is funny xD
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:iconaprilraindelain:
aprilraindelain Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011
Welcome to the Anti-Twilight clup!:D
*Waves*
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danilynn92 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2011
Twilight=worst book ever!
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canineEnthusiast Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011  Student Digital Artist
:XD: I haven't read the book and I don't plan to, but that's really what Bella does when her boyfriend is away?
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KyokoMari Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Pretty much, she ignores her friends, mopes in her room and thinks her life is over and not worth living without him. Also she gets into riding motorcycles for the danger of it because she hallucinates Edward telling her to stop being reckless. In the movie it's pathetic too, it shows her sitting in one spot staring out her window for several months. :roll:

It's the most idiotic "romance" I've ever seen.

Also, yay for your username! Pokemon FTW! XD I'm kind of back in a Pokemon mood right now, lol
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canineEnthusiast Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011  Student Digital Artist
that's really pathetic, I don't understand why the 'saga' is so popular, and thank you ^^
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Kaskamu Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011
look at my alien picture...c the tail? i REALLY want to stab that through ur guts right now... anti-twilight...oh please.
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:iconkyokomari:
KyokoMari Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Awww, how adorable! The first troll to ever give me a silly little death threat! :aww:

I'm sorry, did I offend your beloved Stephenie Meyer? You're welcome :D
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Asari-are-hot Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011
This is proof that Twilight teaches horrible things to girls and teens.
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RockyGems Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011  Student General Artist
And I don't even HAVE a boyfriend. I wonder how they'd react to that?
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KyokoMari Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol, "OHMYGOD your life is so not worth livingggg, you need to get a beautiful abstinent boyfriend fast, or there will be nooo hope for you!!" :XD:

It's sad, their lives...:iconfacepalmplz:
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Jinn-Kimura Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Wow, I was feeling so twilight right now and you just put some sense back in my head with this. Thank you :D
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KyokoMari Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Seriously, I hear ya. I do tend to get lonely and sometimes a bit depressed when I don't hear from him for days on end, but I never pull a Bella. Unlike her I don't shun my friends.
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NightmareAngel4evr Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Hahaha,got that right!
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TransFlashbacks Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2010
XD I used this as an example when attacked by fangirls the other day. Not a single one of them had a response. Have a cookie!
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PTDaHood Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010   Writer
YES. GOOD GOD, YES XD
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Lyuuin Featured By Owner May 26, 2010
I totally got this the moment i saw it, because i, unfortunately, read the books and then got a brain transplant afterwards as 80% of my original brain died. Hah....
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GLUXA Featured By Owner May 24, 2010
Welp... I can't really blame ze Twilgihts for the symptoms. I has a crazy! I ALREADY am suicidal and hear voices in my head (though usually the really annoying ones that tell me to kill myself are in Kristin Stewart and Robert Pattinson's voice. "Kill yourself, now! Don't make yourself suffer from Twilight any longer! Do it!" lol :])
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malm3073 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2010
twilight makes people suicidal? 2 words of my opinion? BULL SHIT!!!
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TransFlashbacks Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010
Were you paying attention at all? She didn't say it made people suicidal; the book itself suggests that it's perfectly normal to become painfully depressed, self-loathing, and suicidal after breaking up with a boyfriend. And quite frankly, "New Moon" was one of the most depressing books I've ever read.
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malm3073 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
no one has ever read the book and killed themselves as far as i know. 
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Refugeewolf Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
lolz accroding to twilight i should go threw months of depression and then treat my friends like trash...sorry ex not giving you the pleasure
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ParanormalWriter Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2010   Writer
hey guess what according to twilight I should be dead and at the bottom of the sea
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RS-Kyra Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2010  Student Photographer
Hahahaha, another day-maker be this! :D Twilight logic is fail.
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pinkfluffylildevils Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2009
I love anti-twilight stuff
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PrincessBlackRose Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2009  Student Writer
LOL I love Twilight and this is hilarious!
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ArtistMeli Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
LOL, I especially enjoy this because I was in a long distance relationship for about 8 years (seriously, like 2000 miles apart long distance), and never once did *I* want to ride a motorcycle off a cliff. Of course, there aren't many cliffs in Florida... but still! Bella needs to see a therapist and move on with her life.
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hpfan-atic Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
You know, I don't recall the book ever saying " Bella should be your role model. This is how you should live."

Some freaks might have taken it that way, but it isnt the case.
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gethsemane-butler Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2009
One of my biggest regrets about reading the book, aside from loss of brain cells?

That Bella didn't go through with her suicide threats. Seriously, Bella, if you're going to kill yourself, do it, don't just lay there bitching about it and waiting for Edward's permission.
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TakigiKitsu Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2009

You my friend, have won the internet. xD
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:iconkyokomari:
KyokoMari Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww, why, thank you! :giggle: :heart:
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TakigiKitsu Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2009
:heart:
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roguegirl9929 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2009
Let's all remember that little Miss Mary Sue also only knew her supposed 'boyfriend' for a couple months or so...what do really know about someone by then?
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ilovesonicandshadow Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2009
ZOMG! That means I must be suicidal too! -_- Which I am SO not! Geez. Stupid Twilight. I mean sure, the books are good. But seriously SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT! :lmao: Anyhoo...Good job. XD
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SpazBunni Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
L.O.L!!!!!!!!

I love it! ^^
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LemGemapple Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2009  Student
Love this, this is so true! XDXD
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EpicRacharaptor Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2009
According to Twilight, I must have some kind of amazing mental will of steel...since my boyfriend lives in another state and we've been together for years.
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Bengara-Koushi Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2009
Apparently, I'm supposed to be suicidal too. Someone I like lives miles away. OFF TO MY EMO CORNER!! :sarcasm:
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